My Best friend just exploded my lungs.
*Christina Aguilera comes on the Music Channel*
Shanna: Have you SEEN her lately?
Me: No why, what's wrong with her?
Shanna: She looks like someone's dropped a slush on the floor.
Me: ...What?
Shanna: She looks like someone's dropped their slush and it's gone all over the floor!
Me: *bursts into laughter*
Shanna: *laughing* or... or like a marshmallow that's been put in the microwave!
Me: *worse laughter with facial fluids*
Shanna: *laughter*
Me: *stops laughing after like fifteen minutes* So you're basically saying she looks like crap?
Shanna: Yeah...
Me: ...
Shanna: ...
*facepalm*
Yes this was me. Yes it was a joke.
I regret nothing.






